We use the phrase "only in America" a lot over here. They do some weird things. Like there are no pedestrians in the streets other than in downtown areas. NOBODY walks anywhere. They don't even have pedestrian lights at traffic lights.
We were taken out to a hamburger joint the other night where its the rule that the waiters are as rude as can be to you and the patrons love it. OIA. They also sing and dance on the counter while you're eating. So the trick is to avoid eating at the counter. See the pictures, I tell no lies.